You know you're Catholic when...
I just returned from the grocery store, and while standing in line, my eyes perused the nearby magazines assaulting me from the checkout line. There was the normal Hollywood gossip that I try to avoid, and then my eye caught the latest Muscle & Fitness magazine, with a muscled bodybuilder posing on the cover. One of the lines said, "10 BEST EXERCISES FOR MASS." I thought, "Wow, exercises to go to Mass?" And then I realized what they really meant.
But it's not as ludicrous as it first sounds. We go to the 1962 Latin Indult Mass ("Tridentine"), and there's an awful lot of kneeling that goes on. I figure some deep knee bends might be appropriate preparation.